My pal, and very talented jewelry designer, Brandi from Catie’s Blue, posted about the words people use to find her shop, according to Google Analytics. You should read her blog post aptly titled Google Analytics – Hilarious .
Her post prompted me to share some of the more hysterical search terms used to find my etsy shop. I figured you might get a giggle out of them as well. Plus, I have an ulterior motive. I’d like you to comment and share some of yours. Google Analytics is my friend. 
LOL
So without further ado, here is my list of some of the more, ahem, interesting search terms used to find my etsy shop. BTW.. have you SEEN my etsy shop? I’m pretty sure none of these things exist in it, nor have they EVER existed in it.
1. lavender pigs
2. 1970s modern plastic desk
3. american tourister vintage tiara train case
4. art deco bowls
5. babys first mukluks
6. betty crocker dinner for two cook book 1958
7. black tap pant women’s plus (comment from author: Seriously? Seriously)
8. fetus necklace (huh?)
9. foundling (I guess it could be worse.. it could be fondling. LOL)
10. how to crochet balls
11. sperm earrings (um, wha?)
12. stuffed animal noses
Ok, your turn. What are your favorites?
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sperm earrings? um, do we really wanna know why someone was looking for that? I can only hope it was for a bachelorette party.
and how to crochet balls…um – ouch
lol, those are hysterical!! I am pretty sure I’ve never seen anything remotely close in your shop!!
Ok I had to go look at my Analytics, here are some good ones from mine.
cheetah skirt bikini
bird figures perched on a clay bowl
cyber neon socks -ebay
rabbit sketched art
art dolls with bird heads
dutch modern teapot
pink shower curtains
oilcloth velcro
i’m so crafty i make people
flying monkeys sign
plus size renaissance bodice
terrarium girl with kite
….and the #1 keyword for my store: cupcake hot pad ( ummm, ok)
It took me a while to find them but here are some that people have used to get to my shop: antique pocket watch dial (no watches in my shop)
- pink standard poodle (no poodles or pink in my shop)
- crocheted ornaments (no crochet either)
At least no one is finding sperm anything in my shop LOL
Cupcake hot pad….
Ok, I’ve SEEN your shop Jen and I’m pretty sure there isn’t anything that resembles a cup cake OR a hot pad in it.
LOL
Hmmm, nearly all of mine for Etsy are bead related.
But my all-time favorite one for my blog was “Ballerinas in Chains.” I do NOT want to know what was going on in that person’s mind!!!!
LMAO that is hilarious! I just looked at mine and there is:
1. Sea Salt in Soap (um, I sell jewelry)
2. “big brother” embroidery (???)
3. architectural letter photos (again ???)
4. handmade legwarmers
That really just cheered me up!!
Cupcake hot pad….
Ok, I’ve SEEN your shop Jen and I’m pretty sure there isn’t anything that resembles a cup cake OR a hot pad in it.
LOL
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^ Nope but something tells me maybe I should consider adding them. Tee hee LOL at “big brother” embroidery, be careful what you sew Theresa theeeey’re watching.
I have not laughed this hard in a while. I am afraid to think of what people are thinking when they type in some of those terms. What are sperm earrings?
The weirdest thing is that multiple times another etsy shop is used–it was used the most! And our names are not remotely similar…
Sperm earrings or stuffed animal noses. I think I am going to go to etsy right now and see if I get any results with those two search terms. what’s your guess at the number of items I find? tee hee
Wow! Kristy.. those are well PRICELESS!!!
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